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What kind of 'gay man' are you?
There is a 'gay man' in all of us..... what 'gay man' is in you??? Oooer!
1. If you were an animal what would you be?
A gerbil.
A bull.
A mole.
A peacock.
A grizzly.
A wood worm.
2. If you were to shout out how would it sound?
............. (giggling) .......... bitch!
Ekkkkkkkkkkkk
OOOooooooooo come on!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You don't shout you whisper!
Mmmmmmmmmm
3. If you were a country what country would you be?
USA
Sweden
Iceland
Canada
Brazil
Never Never Land
4. If you were in a fight would you...
Hide?
Growl and eat a cake?
Throw some mud at their eyes?
Whip you foe and then have a dance?
Stab them with your high heels?
Write a bitchy text and then have some poppers?
5. If you were to have the ultimate meal in front of you what would it be?
Anything except diet food.
Lawn grass.
You don't eat.
Olives dipped in gin.
Cow pie...... with a steak.
You can only eat when nobody is looking.
6. If you were to have the perfect job what would it be?
You are too busy partying to work!
Weather girl.
Tree surgeon.
Handbag maker.
Shamen.
Antique dealer.
7. When you go to bed what do you do?
Spray everything in Armani.
Break the bed and then snore.
You make a nest out of hay.
Have an orgy!
Immediately start sweating.
Wish you were in an orgy!
8. What is your idea of a great party?
Listening to Toni Braxton on a loop.
Walking around in the dark trying to find a sausage.
Snogging yourself in a mirror and then throwing up.
Having a barn dance.
Stroking man fur and eating lots of cake.
You only party by yourself.
9. What is your ideal man.
Elton John
I don't fancy men! Honest!
Marlon Brando
Burt Reynolds
You are your ideal man.
Anyone who wears wooly socks!
10. If you were an Olympic Sport what would you be?
Archery
Chess
Shot Put
The Opening Cermony
Synchronised Swimming
Mud Wrestling
11. When you fall in love do you...
consult a mystic.
dump them and then change your mind.
buy flowers.
do a rain dance.
say nothing and weep.
give loads of hugs and growl.
12. And lastly..... what is your favourite piece of clothing?
Anything from Primark.
My handbag..... no wait my wallet.
My walking boots.
I go nude.
My pearls.
I am not telling you!
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