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Which mental illness do you suffer from?
We all know you're crazy....let's find out with what!
1. When a girl/guy asks you on a date...you?
Uh-oh....gotta change my underwear
Thanks but I got plans with my sears catalog tonight :(
You imagine what eating them would taste like....hmmm
Man she's a grenade...gonna have to drink that more attractive..
Does date mean sex?.....Sure that sounds fun :)
Ask if you can bring bill...the other you along
2. If someone cuts you off in traffic...you?
Become very homicidal....
Bust out you're voodoo doll
Follow them home, tie them up, and whack the whole family
You throw a screw driver at they're windshield
You're to drunk to notice
Take their license plates so you can report it
3. The first thing you do when you wake up is....
Take care of that little guy in the morning
God why did I wake up??? Another day...sheesh
Take ibuprofen because that hangover is horrible
Why am I naked?
Try and figure out where you are
Finish that dream about you're history professor :)
4. Your favorite hobby is?
Drinking
Having sex
Practice you're knifing skills
Still having those homicidal thoughts are we?
Shut up that's stupid
Watch porn
5. During sex you're favorite position is....
God I hope she's clean....
Haha the butt
Doggy
Sorry that usually doesn't happen so fast
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6. You're favorite type of alcohol is
Jag bombs
Did he just drink out of my beer??
Karkov.....straight
I forget I'm blacked out
I prefer pot
Bloody Mary
7. What do you do on a friday night?
Drink what else
God I hope not jail....
Case the house of that at asshole who cut you off
Pass that snickel fritz yo
The bars
Time to catch some tail
8. You're favorite food ever is?
Cause I'm an Oscar Meyer weiner
Anything with Booze
Brains............
God I hope that's Kosher
Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy!!!!!!!
That wench better have cooked my steak right
9. The best way to die would be?
who cares anyway.....
Crucify me please.....
A freaking huge explosion yo
My liver's gonna take of that for me
Oh god please not the plague
Take everyone with me!
10. What is you're biggest pet peeve?
None I kill things that bother me
Forgetting my name. What's my name bitch?
Injustices...especialy against me
These voices in my head tell me to burn things
How many more friggen questions are there??
When I run out of booze
11. When someone tells me what to do I.....
I probably burn things
Get off you're high horse
Nobody EVER tells me that to do!
To drunk to listen
The nerve...
Not listening anyways
12. What question would you put here?
You're favorite way to slice and dice someone
Does anyone else here these damn voices?
I'm getting homicidal again.....
Seriously germs are disgusting yo
Shut up shut up shut up
The worst thing you've ever done when drunk is?
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