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What race from Lord of the Rings are you?
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1. If someone wanted to fight you, how would you react?
You cannot win!
Arrgh! Bring it on!
Go and find a hole to hide in.
I'll stick a maggot hole in you!
This isn't worth my time.
I shall make a full reckoning of myself!
2. What weapon would you carry?
None, thanks. I'll just stay with my walking stick.
Only the finest bow is worth my skill.
I'll stick you with a knife!
My staff is more than sufficient.
My axe is mighty!
A sword is an honorable weapon.
3. How do you like to live?
A home where I can feel safe and comfortable.
I travel far and wide searching for those who need me.
of goSitld with a jug of mead and roast pork!
A tower with some meats and a fight going on so I can watch.
In a light wood where I may sing and be merry.
In a nice comfortable hole, preferably.
4. On a scale of one to ten, how much do you like to eat?
I eat what I need, so a five.
The items of mortal satisfaction do not disturb me.
Eleven.
Depends. Do I get to kill it first?
TEN!
Two.
5. When you shoot a paper into the waste-basket, do you make it or miss?
I try.
With my eyes closed.
Beneath.
Sometimes.
How much money could I get for the paper?
Is there any blood involved?
6. What kind of feet do you have?
They serve me sufficiently, which is all they are needed for.
Fleet and swift.
Large and hairy.
None of your business.
My feet are the toughest in the land.
I don't know. I've never looked.
7. How early do you wake up?
There's too much work to be done for me to sleep!
I have to wake up so I can sort through my life!
The world will still be there when I wake up.
I do not need sleep.
Wake me up only if you want a knife sticking in you.
Early enough to cook breakfast of course!
8. How do you like your steak?
Nice and filling.
Perfect and really big.
To go.
I don't like steak.
I don't care as long as it's cooked.
Big and raw!
9. What's your favorite television?
Food channel marathon.
War of the Worlds.
Harry Potter.
Football.
What's on at the moment?
The nature channel.
10. What's your favorite sport?
Bloody knuckles.
Wrestling.
Archery.
Riddles.
Boxing.
Pie-eating contest.
11. If a child was dumped on your doorstep, what would you do to it.
Oh well.... another mouth to feed.
Find someone else to dump it on.
Make it a respectable member of society.
Eat it.
Give it a destiny.
Turn it into the finest in the land.
12. If you could have one thing in the world, what would it be.
I don't need anything this world has to offer.
A row of orc necks and an axe.
Things to kill.
Money!
Breakfast
Bah! I don't need any thing that I don't already have.
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