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What Yugoslavian Nationality Are YOU?!
For lost children of SFRJ who want to know who they got their hair from.
1. When you wake up in the morning, what's the first thing you see?
Your cellphone(s).
Cows. Live ones. Everywhere.
A bakery.
You don't see anything. You just want your Turkish Coffee.
"How To Be Western European: The Complete Guide, New Edition".
A gun. Which you will use.
2. When you're starving, what will you eat?
Cevapi. No Pork.
Fish. Any fish. No pork.
Prsut and only prsut. Yes pork. Go pork!
One pita for 6 people. Cocaine, maybe? No money for pork.
Paloma Tissues...but we meant Meggle. No pork.
Pork. Only pork.
3. What's your dream car?
Folksfagen.
Fabia.
Mercedes, ONLY Mercedes. Nothing else exists.
A donkey. Depends how much money you got from selling cokaine.
Fiat.
Golf.
4. What accessory you CAN'T leave the house without?
Your gun.
Your pocket knife. (cakija)
A one way ticket to Germany. And chains.
You can't leave your house. You'll get shot.
book and ticket to a latest show in Kerempuh
Your cow and your credit card. It has the cow's name and picture
5. What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
Water, when it's supplied.
Loza and yes only loza
What's an alcoholic drink?! I love me some Turkish coffee.
Wine. *yawn*
Rakia: connecting people.
Got milk?
6. What's really special about your country?
The SEA! (not really).
Our tissue industry, Paloma. It's big!
Gucha. and BREGA!
What country?
We have open fields and mountains. How interesting. *yawn*
Our cellphones.
7. What's your IQ level?
180.
180.
180.
180.
What's a school?
23.
8. What's your favorite animal?
Pig.
Cow.
Bear.
Snakes.
We eat our animals.
Donkey.
9. What is your name?
Faruk
Ante
Hashim
Dusan
Matej
Cvetko
10. What is your favourite songs?
??? MUUU
''Ne moze nam niko nista'' Mitar Miric
'' The Secreat'' Genta
''Lijepa Nasa Domovino''
''Bosnom behar probeharao'' Dino Merlin
''Ponosna moja je zemlja'' Mate Bulic
11. Country you prefer??
Albania
Germany
Turkey
Mother Russia
Croatia and only Croatia
SLOVENIA
12. When are u most likely to get married?
22
27-36
29-30
16
26
35
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