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what kind of mother are you
this is to see what kind of mom you are
1. When your child screams that he or she is hungry you
you said wait YOU eat when I tell you its time to eat
let the kids go in the fridge themselves and get whatever
get up and make them something to eat
you have an already packed up lunch or snack for them
you say ok sweety what is it you would like
2. Your child hits you
you smack the crap out of them and then put them in their room
thats a nice right hook you got there
you try to sit them down and explain it hurts when you hit mommy
you say excuse me and you put them in their room
you hug them and say please dont hit its not nice
3. your child comes home crying from school
say perk up things will get better
sit him or her down with a snack and ask whats a matter baby
dont do that come plant some flowers it will make you feel good
suck it up buttercup life is gonna make you cry alot
aww hunny please tell me why your crying
4. you son or daughter cusses at you
wtf is wrong with you and you hit them upside the head
you explain those words are not nice and they need to stop
explain that those words are hurtful
hey its freedom of speech
you cus back and say hey see how that feels
5. your son or daughter sneaks a pet in the house
its cute and cuddly what would you like to name it
throw it outside and make it stay outside
give them a chance to prove they can take care of it
excuse me wtf do you think your doing
have all the pets you want
6. your childs sent home from school for pranking the teacher
prank them back
explain how pranks are not funny when they hurt peoples feelings
laugh alittle its not that serious just dont do it again
there are some funny pranks and some hurtful ones
grounded for a week
7. your kids pet died
all things pass at one time and fo to heaven
well buy another one its ok
you say its just sleeping and replace it without the kid knowing
F***k it
everything dies thats the circle of life
8. your son or daughter has a bf or gf you
your not allowed to date till your married
go to the school and find out who
aww how cute
one?? or two?
ask his or her name
9. Your child pees his or her bed you
aww I peed my bed when I was a kid too its ok
take the sheets off and explain accidents happen
ooo noo now we have to buy new sheets
you already have them in the washer
wtf is wrong with you you wanna wear a daiper
10. your kid comes home from school with a black eye
you say what did the other person look like
you go to the school and calmy ask what happend
I hope you beat their a$$ back
put sum Ice on it and then speak with the principle
thats not right who was it I wanna talk to their mom
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