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Are you an a**hole?
find out whether your an a**hole or a goody goody
1. if someone came up to you and asked for a dollar you would?
punch them in the throat
ask for something in return
give them your whole wallet
ask why?
2. if there was someone hot next to you at the bar how would you get their attention?
stare at her tits and ask to buy her a drink
smack them on the butt
ask her about her gag reflex
sit quietly and never say a word but fantasize about it later
3. your spouse comes home from a long day at work you...
nod and ya uh huh them
give them the roses you bought and offer a massage
ask when they planned on making you dinner
say quit whining you're already getting on my nerves
4. its christmas morning and you are opening the presents they bought you and you say?
were you expecting presents too?
well you got me everything on my list
thats everything i wanted because i have you
wheres the rest of them?
5. a co-worker just took credit for your work you...
tornado bitchslap
say wtf and call them out
ask yourself wwjd?...light them on fire and send them to hell
play along and give them props for a job well done
6. your friends kid just spilled juice all over your brand new shirt you...
kill him! your friend can make a new one with better manners
say you didnt like that shirt anyway and buy him ice cream
slap the little shit
make your friend buy you another shirt
7. how do you think you are doing on this quiz?
not bad
who cares
!@#$%^&*!!!!!!
i love you!!!!
8. whats your favorite color?
green
pink all the way!!!!
blue no yelllloooow!!!!
clear...this is clearly stupid
9. whats your favorite movie?
Hellraiser...gotta love comedies!!!
Waiting...the bat wing
Fight Club...starting my own
The Notebook...im crying right now
10. favorite band?
System of a Down
all Britney all the time
Fall out boy
Linkin Park
11. its April Fools Day you...
i love spring!
call off work and hide all day
stick your friends iphone in a bowl of water and freeze it
cut the brake line on your boss' car
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