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What Monty Python (Holy Grail) Character Are You?
Those who don't take this quiz will fall into the Gorge on Eternal Peril
1. What is your favorite color?
Black
Green
Black
Blue
Red
Gold
2. What is your quest?
To let none pass
To seek the Holy Grail
To piss people off
To seek the Holy Grail
To seek the Holy Grail
To keep secrets, and question my own name
3. If you were confronted by a person, what would you do?
Charge into the fray
Diplomacy, followed by your trusty sword
Set them on fire
Bite their legs off
Taunt them (a second time, if necessary)
Bravely...run away
4. What is your preferred mode of transportation?
Coconuts
Prancing around, followed by your favorite minstrels
Teleportation
Running over the (endless) landscape
I move for no man
Mind your own business!
5. What is your weapon of choice?
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Magic
Whatever is necessary (limbs optional)
Shield
Wit...and catapults
Sword
6. What is your crowning achievement?
Bleeding on a king
Learning your 1,2,3's
Eccentric performances
Outwitting the kniggits
Saving the "lady" of Swamp Castle
Personally wetting yourself at the Battle of Badon Hill
7. What is your favorite symbol?
Staff
Sun
Wooden Rabbit
Boar
Chicken
Gryphon
8. The cave is guarded by a killer rabbit. What do you do?
Taunt it
Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Warn people about the rabbit, then laugh at their demise
Charge the rabbit
Soil your armor
Make rabbit stew
9. What is your favorite food?
Breakfast cereals
Carp
Sloths
Orangutans
Fruit Bats
Lambs
10. What insult best describes you?
Strange foreign jerk with ridiculous accent
Pansy
Silly sod
Tiny-brained-wiper-of-other-people's-bottoms
Invincible loony
Mother was a hamster and father smelt of elderberries
11. What actor are you?
Eric Idle
John Cleese
Graham Chapman
John Cleese
John Cleese
John Cleese
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Approximately 11 meters per second
Blue!
The final velocity of a bird shot out of catapult
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
I don't know that!
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